So Excited I Almost Can’t Stand It (Alternatively Titled: My Life Really Is This Exciting)

The wait is over. After three months of wandering in the television desert that is "Dating in the Dark," "More to Love" and that American version of the Japanese game show where the people fall down a lot, we have the return of a gorgeous trifecta:

Mad Men (pictured above, premieres tonight)

Top Chef (August 19)

Project Runway (August 20). I'm looking beyond the whole association with Lifetime and am optimistic it will remain sassy.

Be still my heart.

Now if those kids would stop giving me such grief at bed time. Don't they realize I have television responsibilities? Thursday night Leo was awake in his room and reading--no joke, at five minutes to midnight. Can a five-year-old have insomnia? Maybe it was jetlag.

In any case. I heart fall television. And don’t even get me started on the new season of Grey’s Anatomy. Come on, you know it will be so bad, it will be good.